nerdjpg:

gotitforcheap:

atheist side of tumblr, care to explain this?

youre right, god is real 

nerdjpg:

gotitforcheap:

atheist side of tumblr, care to explain this?

youre right, god is real 

(Source: brockdavis, via gnarly)

unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

(via melodythemonster)

arandomwhitedude:

i feel like if a girl touches your dick you should be nice to her and make her laugh and do cool things for her besides rub her clit. like hey lets go to the aquarium cuz thanks for puttin my balls in your mouth

(via givingblowjobs)

aaronkirilenko:

*me coming down stairs*

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mom: now that you’re awake, can you clean th-

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(via humorking)

tokyotomato:

i didn’t do a single thing i was supposed to over break

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(via camerondallas)

broral:

my mom says you should follow me

(via dontwannasaygoodbye)

ughjosh:

I just want your lips against mine and your hand on my butt.

(Source: ughjosh, via dontwannasaygoodbye)

beyoncescock:

new years resolutions:

  • get skinny
  • get hot
  • get rich

(via encourage)

illkim:

"These are the best years of your lives"

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(Source: illkim, via humorking)